yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
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Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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