what if I'm pregnant?
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I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Did you just see the Batmobile???
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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