Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
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Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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