: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
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