they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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