Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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