It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
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I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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