so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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