There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Two words: blizzard sex
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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