Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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