going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
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