Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can feel your judgement through the phone
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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