No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Fuck appropriateness.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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