i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
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