The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
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Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
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