Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
