kristin has been a bad kristin
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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