she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
then he tried to convert me to islam
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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