Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
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This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
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If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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