I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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