Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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