So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
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That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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