Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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