Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
