never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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