I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
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Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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