Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
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its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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