a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
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Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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