we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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