So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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