im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
