The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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