So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
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I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
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