what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
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I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I just want to make out with him forever
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