: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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