y did u give ur computer a hand job?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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