I want to have your abortion
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
Randomize
