Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
do herpes really smell.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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