I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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