If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
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chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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