if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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