I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
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My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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