went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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