so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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