we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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