This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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