Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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