How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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