3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
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I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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