my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
