It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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