your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
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I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
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You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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