I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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